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Evil plots to rule the world June 15, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — maurianne @ 10:21 pm

I was working on bills last night, and besides having an absurdly high power bill, I am certain the cable bill is part of an evil plot to rule the world. It doesn’t matter if you go with your local cable company or some other independent company, or even with satellite. The result is the same, you sign your life away practically. Or at least all your money and possibly your first born child. Some man is behind this evil plot, and the writers strike was one of his first moves to let us know how much TV can suck and that someone is the puppet master when it comes to entertainment. Some people may say big deal, it is just TV, but life is stressful and entertainment is essential in trudging through the rough times. Sometimes you just need to laugh, cry,or yell at a stupid box. Yelling at my books just isn’t the same, and I’ve read over a hundred books this past year. Don’t ya just love insomnia. Anyways, some evil man is behind all this. I say some man because I am a 31 year old single female, it is my duty to think every man is evil until a man proves me wrong. Geesh! Thank goodness for the Internet, I don’t know what I would do without it. Obviously a women invented it because we all know where we go to ask for directions…the Internet, and men don’t ask for directions.