Your alarm doesn’t go off and you wake up the exact minute you are supposed to start work. Luckily I didn’t sleep longer, the ER would have been pissed at me. I had 2 stat exams waiting for me when I walked in, if they had to wait any longer I would have been in trouble.
*sigh* I blame this on couch brother. My 33 year old brother got kicked out of his place last month and asked if he could crash on my couch for a little while. That was a month ago!! I would like my couch back. I’ve been hinting and hinting and hinting…not so subtle either. Now I am thinking I should invent an eject button for my couch. Or I could sell it, and have no couch at all for him to crash on. It’s not that I don’t love him, I do, but he is a pig. My living room smells so bad the dogs won’t even go out there. He never cleans, he sleeps odd hours, and we have already had an altercation between brothers because couch brother brought over drunk people to MY house. And when I tell him no, he plays the victim and says I am a mean person. Yeah, couch brother needs to go. Maybe I can accidentally set the couch on fire.
*break out the marshmallows*